Ромка (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} obrut_mra) wrote,@ 2009-08-19 10:47:00 |
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Район номер 9. Версия от Голливуда.
Нашел на иностранном форуме. Что было бы если Район номер 9 снимали в Голливуде. Переводить ломает, помоему все понятно и так. =)
- Megan Fox would have been cast as the wife. In the name of "character development" she would have had a love scene early on. You know, to establish that they are a happy couple.
- She would have followed her husband into District 9, and they would have spent the movie outrunning explosions together. She probably would have at some point strapped on an ammo belt and suddenly started acting like a trained Green Beret.
- There would have been a couple of "comic-relief" aliens who would have worn gold chains and talked in ebonics.
- More fart jokes.
- The corporation would have been headed by one super-villain type, who controlled everything, instead of there being a series of smaller order-followers. Wikus would have shot it out with him in the big climactic battle scene. The father-in-law character was close to this, but not obvious enough. Had this been a Hollywood movie, they would have made it more obvious that he was the big villain. He should have been wearing an expensive suit the whole time, and spent more time behind a huge desk, slamming his phone down emphatically after key conversations.
- At some point, Wikus would have shouted "NOOOOOOOOOO!" into the sky as the camera pulled up. Probably while cradling Christopher's dead body in his arms. And it probably would have been raining when he did this.
- Instead of cat food, the aliens would have had a taste for Reese's pieces or some other brand-name food item, and the filmmakers would have gotten a nice chunk of change for the product placement.
- They used cgi aliens, but made them half as tall as humans, furry, given them floppy ears and big eyes, and had them talk perfect english but with chipmunk voices. Because, you know, people won't sympathize with aliens that aren't cute.
- American flag being shown every 10 mins and the president making epic speeches
- The movie will cost $200 million dollars. Half of that money goes to the stars.
Нашел на иностранном форуме. Что было бы если Район номер 9 снимали в Голливуде. Переводить ломает, помоему все понятно и так. =)
- Megan Fox would have been cast as the wife. In the name of "character development" she would have had a love scene early on. You know, to establish that they are a happy couple.
- She would have followed her husband into District 9, and they would have spent the movie outrunning explosions together. She probably would have at some point strapped on an ammo belt and suddenly started acting like a trained Green Beret.
- There would have been a couple of "comic-relief" aliens who would have worn gold chains and talked in ebonics.
- More fart jokes.
- The corporation would have been headed by one super-villain type, who controlled everything, instead of there being a series of smaller order-followers. Wikus would have shot it out with him in the big climactic battle scene. The father-in-law character was close to this, but not obvious enough. Had this been a Hollywood movie, they would have made it more obvious that he was the big villain. He should have been wearing an expensive suit the whole time, and spent more time behind a huge desk, slamming his phone down emphatically after key conversations.
- At some point, Wikus would have shouted "NOOOOOOOOOO!" into the sky as the camera pulled up. Probably while cradling Christopher's dead body in his arms. And it probably would have been raining when he did this.
- Instead of cat food, the aliens would have had a taste for Reese's pieces or some other brand-name food item, and the filmmakers would have gotten a nice chunk of change for the product placement.
- They used cgi aliens, but made them half as tall as humans, furry, given them floppy ears and big eyes, and had them talk perfect english but with chipmunk voices. Because, you know, people won't sympathize with aliens that aren't cute.
- American flag being shown every 10 mins and the president making epic speeches
- The movie will cost $200 million dollars. Half of that money goes to the stars.
